
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
Release the video

IMPORTANT: Four months after Karmelo Anthony killed Austin Mecalf at a track meet, authorities still refuse to release the video — and remember, over $500K was reportedly raised for Anthony’s family via GiveSendGo
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Elon Musk's cryptic call to release a video, entirely unrelated to crypto, somehow triggered the algorithmically obedient pumps we've come to expect. ETH saw a modest but consistent climb: up 0.09% in one minute, 0.15% in five, and 0.11% in ten. DOGE followed its usual pattern of microscopic percentage gains on a stagnant price, while the meme coin GORK, true to form, had the most exaggerated reaction with a 1.84% surge. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical video-related posts, which often caused wider ETH swings and even negative reactions in DOGE and GORK. The market now interprets any utterance containing the word 'video' as a bullish signal, regardless of its deeply serious and somber context, proving that sentiment analysis bots have a long way to go in understanding human morality.