
Elon Musk
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One tap to create a video!

Long-press images on your iPhone to create videos with Grok.
💫 x.com/GloryDoge/stat…📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $4,633.08
DOGE
Before post: $0.23
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest post about one-tap video creation elicited the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH wobbled between a 0.08% gain at 5 minutes and a flatline at 10 minutes, barely registering as a blip compared to historical swings of up to 0.56% for similar posts. DOGE managed a tepid 0.39% rise over 10 minutes, proving once again that even a mention of "glorydoge" can't shake its identity crisis as both meme and "currency." GORK, the supposed star of the show, dipped consistently across all timeframes, because nothing says "adoption" like a 0.79% drop when your name is in the tweet. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk's product announcements with the enthusiasm of a caffeine-deprived intern proofreading terms of service.