Working out the bugs on

@grok video

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,784.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,788.08
+3.57 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,775.33
-9.180 (-0.24%)
10 min
$3,783.01
-1.500 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227790
-0.0₃12 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.226180
-0.002 (-0.76%)
10 min
$0.227190
-0.0₃719 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008418
+0.0₄339 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.008338
-0.0₄46 (-0.55%)
10 min
$0.008398
+0.0₄139 (+0.17%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that markets react first and ask questions never. ETH showed a fleeting 0.09% uptick in the first minute before sliding 0.24% over five minutes, barely recovering to a 0.04% loss by the ten-minute mark: a rollercoaster so mild it barely qualifies as a playground slide. DOGE mirrored its usual theatrics with a 0.76% drop over five minutes, while GORK—the token nobody owns but everyone watches—swung between a 0.41% gain and a 0.55% loss, as if trying to decide whether to care. Compared to last year’s "sparkles" tweet (44.56% similarity), this one triggered slightly less panic, though ETH’s 0.25% drop back then suggests the market has learned to expect nothing concrete from Musk’s video-related musings. The real takeaway: if you’re trading based on Elon’s bug-fixing updates, you might as well be reading tea leaves—just with more screens and marginally better odds.

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