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Mike Benz
@MikeBenzCyber

The Jenga tower of mental bullshit they built to justify permanent racial discrimination against white people in news reporting.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,321.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,323.44
+2.33 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,331.00
+9.89 (+0.23%)
10 min
$4,328.27
+7.16 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.240950
+0.0₃51 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.241770
+0.001 (+0.55%)
10 min
$0.241470
+0.001 (+0.43%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012309
-0.0₅2 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.012390
+0.0₄789 (+0.64%)
10 min
$0.012510
+0.0₃198 (+1.62%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a cryptic rant about media bias can be a more reliable catalyst than most economic indicators. ETH saw a modest but positive climb: up 0.05% in one minute, 0.23% in five, and 0.17% in ten. DOGE followed with gains of 0.21%, 0.55%, and 0.43% across the same intervals, while the meme coin GORK shrugged off an initial 0.02% dip to post a 1.62% gain at ten minutes. This volatility, though seemingly minor, is on-brand for Musk-induced movements, contrasting with two similar historical posts that primarily triggered negative or mixed reactions across the board. It appears the market's algorithm has been trained to buy the inflammatory take, a truly efficient if not somewhat depressing, form of sentiment analysis.

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