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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,320.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,319.82
-0.250 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,319.04
-1.030 (-0.02%)
10 min
$4,318.37
-1.700 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217820
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.217840
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.217770
-0.0₃17 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009605
+0.0₄21 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.009611
+0.0₄269 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.009585
+0.0₆999 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "fr None" post proves that even his most nonsensical utterances can move markets, albeit with the force of a gentle sigh. ETH saw minimal declines: down 0.01% at one minute, 0.02% at five, and 0.04% at ten. DOGE mirrored this with tiny drops of 0.06%, 0.05%, and 0.08%. The real outlier was GORK, which managed a fleeting 0.22% and 0.28% pump before settling to a near-flat 0.01% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to the more pronounced swings from his past "France" posts, which triggered moves over ten times larger. It seems the market has finally learned that not every Musk musing is a masterstroke, or perhaps it was just too baffled to react. The true financial innovation here is how a two-word non-statement can generate a full analysis.

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