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Robert Scoble
@Scobleizer

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@tesla Robotaxi drove me home tonight. I left my car at @UnpluggedTesla . I hit a pothole very hard and it broke something. Yikes. I was even looking at the road during this and didn’t see it in time. @waymo doesn’t yet come to either place. An empty freeway let me see the

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,301.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,302.04
+1.04 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,304.03
+3.03 (+0.07%)
10 min
$4,301.03
+0.030 (+0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224660
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.224290
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.223670
-0.0₃679 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009514
-0.0₅6 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.009564
+0.0₄439 (+0.46%)
10 min
$0.009595
+0.0₄749 (+0.79%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's monosyllabic endorsement of a robotaxi anecdote once again proves that the most powerful force in crypto is a single, ambiguous word. The market's response was characteristically schizophrenic: ETH saw a fleeting 1.04 point pop that evaporated within minutes, DOGE twitched with a 0.14% gain before fading, and the meme coin GORK ultimately shrugged with a meager 0.79% climb. This volatility is not just the norm but the entire business model, with historical 'cool' posts triggering everything from 0.56% ETH rallies to 2.33% GORK plummets. It seems the only thing more automated than the driving is the market's Pavlovian response to its master's voice.

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