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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,291.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,293.68
+2.32 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,289.56
-1.800 (-0.04%)
10 min
$4,294.08
+2.72 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216820
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.216640
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.216780
+0.0₄499 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009229
+0.0₅899 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.009240
+0.0₄199 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.009234
+0.0₄139 (+0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into media critique generated less market movement than a snoozing sloth. ETH saw negligible swings: up 0.05% in the first minute, down 0.04% after five, then a thrilling 0.06% gain at the ten-minute mark. DOGE and GORK followed suit with equally seismic sub-0.25% fluctuations. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to a similar July post that at least managed to spook ETH into a 0.07% drop. It appears the market's reaction to this particular brand of commentary is becoming as predictable as a rerun: initial curiosity followed by a collective shrug. The real story here might be that even meme coins are becoming immune to the musings of their chief meme officer.

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