115 HC

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,618.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,621.25
+2.85 (+0.11%)
5 min
$2,624.99
+6.59 (+0.25%)
10 min
$2,636.31
+17.91 (+0.68%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204440
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.204630
+0.0₃2 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.205640
+0.001 (+0.59%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011120
-0.0₅999 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.011090
-0.0₄4 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.011200
+0.0₄7 (+0.63%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "115 hc None" post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the message is essentially financial hieroglyphics. ETH showed modest but steady gains: up 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.25% in 5, and 0.68% in 10, suggesting traders either decoded hidden genius or just panicked first and asked questions later. DOGE barely twitched initially (0.00% at 1 minute) but crept up 0.59% by 10 minutes, because of course it did—Musk’s dog whistle still works. GORK dipped slightly early (-0.36% at 5 minutes) then reversed to +0.63%, a classic "buy the rumor, sell the news, then buy back because why not" maneuver. Volatility here was tame compared to past Musk-induced chaos, where single tweets could swing DOGE 20% in an hour. Either the market is maturing or everyone’s too tired to overreact to nonsense anymore. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on a phrase that even a Scrabble champion would reject.