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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,428.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,414.99
-13.490 (-0.30%)
5 min
$4,406.02
-22.460 (-0.51%)
10 min
$4,395.76
-32.720 (-0.74%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217110
-0.0₃4 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.216820
-0.0₃689 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.216430
-0.001 (-0.50%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009708
-0.0₅4 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.009648
-0.0₄639 (-0.66%)
10 min
$0.009626
-0.0₄86 (-0.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic pronouncement on artificial intelligence sent the market into a decidedly organic sell-off. The reaction was immediate and accelerating: ETH dropped 0.30% in the first minute, deepening to a 0.74% loss within ten. DOGE mirrored this sentiment with a 0.50% decline, while his own namesake token, GORK, fared worst with a nearly 0.9% drop. This volatility is notably more pronounced than historical parallels; a similar post last August triggered a mere 0.07% ETH dip over the same period, suggesting the market's allergic reaction to AI-themed content is intensifying. It seems the only intelligence not being used to trade these assets is the artificial kind.

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