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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,649.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,644.81
-5.170 (-0.14%)
5 min
$3,648.56
-1.420 (-0.04%)
10 min
$3,647.55
-2.430 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204830
-0.0₃229 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.204920
-0.0₃14 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.204610
-0.0₃45 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006863
-0.0₅8 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.006859
-0.0₄12 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.006865
-0.0₅6 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential AI musing sent markets into a state of mild confusion, proving once again that crypto reacts to vibes, not logic. ETH dipped 0.14% in the first minute, then wobbled between -0.04% and -0.07% over 10 minutes: a yawn compared to July's 0.92% plunge on "maximally truth-seeking" angst. DOGE and GORK mirrored this lethargy, with moves so small they’d struggle to buy a gum ball. Volatility was notably tame: the 61.73% similarity post in May saw ETH swing +0.10% after 10 minutes, while July's existential dread tweet sparked a 1.27% DOGE rally. Today’s reaction? More like a shrug emoji in asset form. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing "ai judging ai None" as a sell signal. Perhaps the real AI was the friends we lost along the way.

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