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Edmunds
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The new Tesla Model Y is the best car we've driven in 2025

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,323.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,319.75
-3.400 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,324.67
+1.52 (+0.04%)
10 min
$4,323.37
+0.220 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.214310
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.214520
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.214430
+0.0₄4 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009964
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.009972
+0.0₅7 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.009999
+0.0₄339 (+0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's monosyllabic product endorsement once again proves that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. The immediate reaction was a collective shrug: ETH dipped 0.08% in the first minute before a negligible recovery, DOGE mirrored this with a 0.04% drop, and the meme coin GORK was entirely unfazed. This volatility, or lack thereof, is remarkably tame compared to historical "cool" events, which have triggered swings over ten times larger in both directions. It seems the market has finally learned that not every utterance from the oracle demands a dramatic response, or perhaps it's just saving its energy for the next dog photo.

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