Police state

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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

What the fuck has the UK become? This is totalitarianism. Utterly deplorable. x.com/SpeechUnion/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,287.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,293.31
+5.37 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,299.18
+11.24 (+0.26%)
10 min
$4,293.30
+5.36 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208200
+0.0₃429 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.208470
+0.0₃699 (+0.34%)
10 min
$0.208350
+0.0₃579 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009669
+0.0₄899 (+0.94%)
5 min
$0.009888
+0.0₃308 (+3.23%)
10 min
$0.009912
+0.0₃332 (+3.48%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political commentary once again proves more effective at moving meme coins than actual policy. The market's immediate reaction was a collective shrug for ETH: a mere 0.13% bump in the first minute, a slightly more enthusiastic 0.26% over five minutes, before settling back to 0.13% after ten. Dogecoin followed its usual pattern of placid obedience with negligible but positive moves: 0.21%, 0.34%, and 0.28% respectively. The real winner, as always, was the obscure GORK, which posted the only notable gains: a 0.94% initial pop escalating to over 3.23% and 3.48%, showcasing its signature volatility. This muted response pales in comparison to historical precedent, where similar posts have triggered wider ETH swings and even sent Tesla stock down nearly half a percent, suggesting the market is becoming desensitized to his political theater. It seems investors have decided that deplorable conditions for speech are, for portfolio purposes, only a mildly interesting spectacle.

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