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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

Ani's new Outfit.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,300.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,301.17
+1.09 (+0.03%)
5 min
$4,300.22
+0.140 (+0.00%)
10 min
$4,306.65
+6.57 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.218340
-0.0₃459 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.218140
-0.0₃659 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.218530
-0.0₃269 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008850
+0.0₄11 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.008842
+0.0₅299 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.008922
+0.0₄829 (+0.94%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power now extends to critiquing anime fashion with a pinched fingers emoji. ETH showed a brief initial pop of 1.09 dollars or 0.03 percent at the one-minute mark before settling into a more modest 0.15 percent gain over ten minutes. DOGE, the usual muse-sensative asset, defied its own history by dipping slightly across all timeframes, down 0.30 percent at five minutes. The obscure GORK, however, posted a respectable 0.94 percent climb, proving that in crypto, the real reaction is always in the altcoins you least expect. This event's volatility was remarkably tame compared to historical "nice" and "cool" posts, which have previously swung ETH over half a percent, suggesting the market is finally building a tolerance to his particular brand of absurdity. It appears a vague post about an animated character's outfit generates more predictable price action than a Federal Reserve meeting, which is either a triumph for meme culture or a damning indictment of the entire asset class.

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