The Labor Party goal is destruction of democracy by importing voters and bribing them with benefits paid for by British citizens

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Basil the Great
@Basil_TGMD

How Labour plan to win the next election

⬇️ In the Scottish and Welsh devolved assembly elections the voting age is 16 The Labour Government changed the voting rules in UK wide elections to match this In the Scottish and Welsh devolved assembly elections foreigners can vote

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ETH

Before post: $4,460.70

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DOGE

Before post: $0.22

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GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.008692
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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political commentary proved to be a spectacularly ineffective market mover. ETH barely flinched, with a negligible 0.05% dip that was almost entirely erased within five minutes, demonstrating all the volatility of a sedated sloth. DOGE and the meme-adjacent GORK posted similarly trivial gains, with GORK's 0.25% rise in ten minutes being the day's most thrilling action. This muted response is the new norm for his political posts, which historically generate less price movement than a typical Sunday afternoon; for instance, a similar post in May triggered a slightly more dramatic 0.36% drop for DOGE. It seems the market has finally priced in the entertainment value of his political theater, treating it as background noise rather than a catalyst for action. The real volatility is reserved for when he actually mentions a coin.

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