The America Party is needed to fight the Republican/Democrat Uniparty

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The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole84

Debt has consistently risen regardless of which party is in power

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,566.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,563.91
-2.260 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,566.11
-0.060 (0.00%)
10 min
$2,569.00
+2.83 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171380
-0.0₃12 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.171550
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.171810
+0.0₃309 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009140
+0.0₄13 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.009184
+0.0₄569 (+0.62%)
10 min
$0.009218
+0.0₄91 (+1.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing sent crypto markets on another joyride of indifference. ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals: down 0.09% in 1 minute, flat at 5 minutes, then a heroic 0.11% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this existential crisis with a 0.07% drop, then meandered upward to 0.18%. GORK, ever the overachiever, climbed steadily to a 1% gain—proof that obscure tokens thrive on chaos. Historical context reveals these moves are quieter than a library during naptime: past similar posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.22% and DOGE gyrations of 0.37%, while GORK once spiked 2.36% (presumably on someone misreading the ticker). Volatility here is less "market shock" and more "mild indigestion." Nothing says financial analysis like watching digital assets yawn at partisan rhetoric—unless you’re GORK, which treats every tweet as a buy signal.

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