The America Party is the solution

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@BasedBeffJezos

Somehow being a centrist is now considered a radical, batshit crazy idea. How did we get here?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,571.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,571.88
+0.520 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,572.01
+0.650 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,565.71
-5.650 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171920
-0.0₃18 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.172080
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.171550
-0.0₃549 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009064
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.009141
+0.0₄759 (+0.84%)
10 min
$0.009136
+0.0₄709 (+0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing sent crypto markets on another joyride of micro-reactions, proving once again that his tweets are the financial equivalent of a sugar rush. ETH wobbled like a centrist at a partisan rally: up 0.02% in 1 minute, then 0.03% in 5 minutes, before dropping 0.22% by the 10-minute mark. DOGE slid quietly into irrelevance with a 0.32% decline, while GORK—ever the wildcard—popped 0.84% mid-frame before settling at 0.78%. Compared to historical posts, this was tame volatility: past similar tweets saw ETH swings up to 0.13% and DOGE barely twitching beyond 0.37%. GORK, however, remains the meme-coin equivalent of a roulette wheel, with past reactions ranging from -0.67% to +2.36%. Nothing says "market efficiency" like digital assets convulsing over a vague political hot take. The only consistency here is the inconsistency.

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