Starship

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,479.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,474.59
-5.400 (-0.12%)
5 min
$4,477.20
-2.790 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,484.10
+4.11 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223120
-0.0₃239 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.223150
-0.0₃21 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.223220
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009405
-0.0₄49 (-0.52%)
5 min
$0.009427
-0.0₄27 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.009463
+0.0₅899 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "starship None" post proved to be a spectacularly non-event for crypto markets. Ethereum saw a negligible initial dip of 0.12% before a slight 0.09% recovery, while Dogecoin's reaction was a sleepy slide of just 0.11%, and the meme coin GORK had the most "volatility" with a 0.52% drop that quickly stabilized. This minuscule movement is a far cry from the more pronounced, albeit still mild, swings of 0.4% or more historically triggered by similar Starship-related content. It seems the market has finally built a robust immunity to Musk's brand of orbital ambiguity, treating this particular launch of nothingness with the indifference it deserved.

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