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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,499.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,502.03
+2.49 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,501.04
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,496.48
-3.060 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224010
+0.0₃399 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.224130
+0.0₃519 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.223890
+0.0₃28 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009405
+0.0₄339 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.009407
+0.0₄359 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.009389
+0.0₄179 (+0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic Rorschach test proved once again that markets will react to anything, even profound uncertainty. ETH saw a fleeting 0.06% pump that evaporated into a 0.07% loss within ten minutes, while DOGE and the memecoin GORK posted modest gains around 0.2-0.4%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions, where similar posts have triggered swings over four times larger, suggesting the market is finally building a mild immunity to his brand of ambiguity. The real fake news is that these moves are considered significant market analysis.

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