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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,475.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,479.73
+4.20 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,475.81
+0.280 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,470.06
-5.470 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229000
+0.0₃62 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.228550
+0.0₃17 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.227540
-0.0₃84 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.044150
+0.0₃269 (+0.62%)
5 min
$0.045110
+0.001 (+2.80%)
10 min
$0.043950
+0.0₄7 (+0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic tweet left markets as confused as a cat at a dog show. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of 0.17% quickly fizzled, turning negative at 0.22% down after 10 minutes, proving even Ethereum can't sustain hype from nothingness. DOGE: A fleeting 0.27% uptick evaporated into a 0.37% drop, because memecoins treat Musk posts like expired coupons. GORK: The outlier with a 2.80% surge over 5 minutes, likely because obscure tokens thrive on ambiguity—like interpreting abstract art. Volatility was tame compared to past Musk-induced chaos, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their credulity. The real winner here was GORK, which apparently runs on the collective delirium of people who think "None" is a bullish signal.