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British Authorities Arrest St. George For Brandishing Bladed Weapon At Dragon

https:// buff.ly/KKIltmN

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,580.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,578.74
-2.240 (-0.05%)
5 min
$4,581.56
+0.580 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,594.33
+13.35 (+0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.218310
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.218070
-0.0₃209 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.218430
+0.0₃15 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009226
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.009238
+0.0₅9 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.009293
+0.0₄639 (+0.69%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk quoting a Babylon Bee joke about St. George proves once again that his humor is a more stable asset than his memes. ETH dipped a negligible 0.05% in the first minute before climbing 0.29% over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with movements under 0.7%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical posts with similar irony-laced content, which have previously triggered more pronounced negative swings. The market's muted response suggests that investors have finally learned to distinguish a comedy bit from a catalyst, a truth more piercing than any dragon-slaying sword.

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