Inevitable

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

ELON MUSK: "Ultimately Starship will have 42 engines. It was inevitable. As the prophecy foretold by the great prophet Douglas Adams in his book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,438.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,444.01
+5.21 (+0.12%)
5 min
$4,439.32
+0.520 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,438.34
-0.460 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.212080
+0.0₃149 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.211690
-0.0₃24 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.211800
-0.0₃13 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008756
-0.0₅4 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.008742
-0.0₄18 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.008758
-0.0₅2 (-0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest literary allusion proves the market has the attention span of a goldfish that's read a Wikipedia summary. Ethereum saw a fleeting 0.12% bump in the first minute before fizzling out to near zero, while Dogecoin's non-reaction of 0.07% was less exciting than watching paint dry. GORK's consistent negative performance suggests the only thing inevitable is its irrelevance. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedent, where similar posts have triggered swings over four times larger, indicating traders might finally be developing a semblance of immunity to his shenanigans. It appears the answer to the ultimate question of market impact is, once again, 42: the number of seconds it took for everyone to move on.

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