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Nikita Bier
@nikitabier

Incredible content on the timeline today. Thank you posters for your service.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,763.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,768.20
+4.62 (+0.10%)
5 min
$4,769.31
+5.73 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,783.60
+20.02 (+0.42%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235720
+0.0₃18 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.235840
+0.0₃299 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.236040
+0.0₃5 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010020
-0.0₅7 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.010020
-0.0₅7 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.010100
+0.0₄73 (+0.73%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest ode to "great content" proves once again that his most powerful financial instrument is a keyboard. ETH saw a modest but immediate lift, climbing 0.10% in the first minute and accelerating to a 0.42% gain within ten minutes. DOGE followed its typical pattern of microscopic but positive moves, ticking up 0.21% over the same period, while the meme coin GORK shrugged off initial indifference to post a 0.73% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame by historical standards, where similar posts have triggered more pronounced swings, particularly in GORK which has seen moves exceeding 2%. The market's Pavlovian response to such vague praise is now so refined that even a meta-commentary on posting can move billions: the ultimate case of the medium being the message, and the margin.

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