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BREAKING: The Grok Android app has now surpassed 50 million downloads and over 1 million reviews, with an incredible average rating of 4.8/5 If you haven’t rated it yet, please drop a review & 5

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,394.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,399.52
+5.07 (+0.12%)
5 min
$4,403.83
+9.38 (+0.21%)
10 min
$4,404.90
+10.45 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228600
+0.0₃12 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.228910
+0.0₃43 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.228730
+0.0₃25 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010271
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.010217
-0.0₄529 (-0.52%)
10 min
$0.010205
-0.0₄649 (-0.63%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post about Grok's app success triggered a crypto market reaction that was about as exciting as watching paint dry. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.21% in 5 minutes, and 0.24% in 10 minutes, suggesting mild optimism from the crypto crowd. DOGE barely moved, with a 0.05% uptick in 1 minute and a 0.19% rise in 5 minutes, proving even meme coins have limits to their enthusiasm. GORK, the supposed star of the show, dipped 0.52% in 5 minutes and 0.63% in 10 minutes, a classic case of "buy the rumor, sell the news." Volatility was tame compared to historical Musk-induced frenzies, where even a misplaced comma can send assets soaring or crashing. This time, the market reacted with the energy of a sloth on a caffeine detox. Nothing says "crypto market maturity" like a 50-million-download announcement moving prices less than a rounding error.

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