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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,449.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,450.69
+1.56 (+0.06%)
5 min
$2,455.26
+6.13 (+0.25%)
10 min
$2,461.30
+12.17 (+0.50%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228700
+0.0₄699 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.229340
+0.0₃709 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.229750
+0.001 (+0.49%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.038460
+0.0₃44 (+1.16%)
5 min
$0.038940
+0.0₃92 (+2.42%)
10 min
$0.038760
+0.0₃74 (+1.95%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post proves once again that even vague musings can move markets, especially when crypto is involved. ETH saw a steady climb: up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.25% in 5, and 0.50% in 10, a textbook example of slow but sure crypto enthusiasm. DOGE’s “movement” was comically flat, with 0.03% to 0.49% gains that barely register—proof that even meme coins can’t always meme. GORK, the dark horse, spiked 1.16% immediately, then 2.42% in 5 minutes, before settling at 1.95%, suggesting someone out there really believes in the power of obscure tokens. Compared to the May 4 post (43% similarity), this one was more bullish: ETH dropped back then before recovering, while DOGE mirrored today’s lethargy. Volatility remains tame by crypto standards, where “normal” is a 5% swing before breakfast. Nothing says “efficient markets” like digital assets twitching at a billionaire’s half-baked endorsement of an app nobody asked for.

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