Yes

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,308.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,294.82
-13.180 (-0.31%)
5 min
$4,296.50
-11.500 (-0.27%)
10 min
$4,301.00
-7.000 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221430
-0.0₃66 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.221560
-0.0₃53 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.221830
-0.0₃26 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008869
-0.0₄269 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.008867
-0.0₄289 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.008886
-0.0₅999 (-0.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the profound insight of "yes None," a phrase whose existential weight apparently translates to immediate but modest selling pressure. The new post triggered minor declines across the board: ETH down 0.31% in the first minute, DOGE down 0.30%, and GORK down 0.30%, with losses generally tapering over the ten-minute window. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "yes..." events, which have occasionally produced swings over three times larger, suggesting the market is becoming numb to this particular brand of oracle. The efficient market hypothesis is alive and well, now capable of pricing even the most content-free musings with practiced ennui.

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