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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,289.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,283.78
-5.470 (-0.13%)
5 min
$4,292.13
+2.88 (+0.07%)
10 min
$4,297.64
+8.39 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220690
-0.0₃56 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.221230
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.222010
+0.0₃76 (+0.34%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009515
-0.0₃239 (-2.45%)
5 min
$0.009503
-0.0₃251 (-2.57%)
10 min
$0.009620
-0.0₃134 (-1.37%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji salad triggered the usual circus of micro-panics and shrugs across crypto markets. ETH dipped 0.13% in the first minute, then clawed back with a 0.07% gain at 5 minutes and 0.20% at 10 minutes: a textbook overreaction followed by collective amnesia. DOGE wobbled between a 0.25% drop and a 0.34% rebound, proving once again that it trades on vibes alone. GORK, the perpetual underdog, took the hardest hit with a 2.45% nosedive, though it slightly recovered to only lose 1.37% by the 10-minute mark. Compared to historical precedent, this was a mild tremor: the June 2025 post with near-identical wording sent ETH down 2.77% in 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK bled harder. Volatility here is more of a gentle breeze than the usual hurricane, suggesting traders are either numb to Musk's antics or too busy staring at charts to care. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing tearful emojis for hidden meaning.

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