To be clear, I mean solar+batteries, not just solar. The entire Starlink constellation of over 7000 satellites, which go through Earth shadow many times per day, are just powered by solar+batteries. And Earth is just a giant satellite.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,298.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,288.50
-9.550 (-0.22%)
5 min
$4,297.22
-0.830 (-0.02%)
10 min
$4,295.71
-2.340 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221380
-0.0₃48 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.221630
-0.0₃23 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.221890
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009837
-0.0₄699 (-0.71%)
5 min
$0.009857
-0.0₄499 (-0.50%)
10 min
$0.009886
-0.0₄209 (-0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar battery musing sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild confusion and negligible movement. ETH dipped 0.22% in the first minute, then stabilized to a mere 0.05% drop over 10 minutes: classic volatility for a tweet that reads like a sleep-deprived astrophysics lecture. DOGE mirrored ETH’s 0.22% initial drop but flirted with positivity by the 10-minute mark, because of course it did. GORK, ever the drama queen, led the pack with a 0.71% first-minute plunge before calming down to a 0.21% decline. Compared to historical solar-themed posts, this one landed in the middle of the pack: less disruptive than his "elementary math" rant (which saw ETH swing 0.68% down over 10 minutes) but more impactful than his China solar deployment trivia (where ETH barely blinked). The 53% similarity to his Europe electricity post suggests markets are getting better at ignoring his solar fanfiction—or just too tired to react. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto prices twitching because a billionaire called Earth a giant satellite.

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