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@tetsuoai

Grok 4 is the best model for low-level C & ASM right now, and Grok Code is coming soon!

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,288.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,303.56
+14.94 (+0.35%)
5 min
$4,318.17
+29.55 (+0.69%)
10 min
$4,325.00
+36.38 (+0.85%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223440
+0.001 (+0.64%)
5 min
$0.224560
+0.003 (+1.14%)
10 min
$0.224540
+0.003 (+1.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009878
+0.0₃165 (+1.70%)
5 min
$0.010004
+0.0₃291 (+3.00%)
10 min
$0.009993
+0.0₃28 (+2.88%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "cool" post once again proves that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH saw a steady climb: +0.35% in 1 minute, +0.69% in 5, and +0.85% in 10, outperforming most historical "cool" posts where ETH reactions were erratic or flat. DOGE and GORK followed suit with modest gains, though GORK's +1.70% in 1 minute suggests someone really loves low-level code jokes. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk's usual chaos, perhaps because even crypto traders are numb to the word "cool" by now. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a billionaire musing about assembly language and watching digital Monopoly money twitch in response.

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