Wow

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Paul D. Thacker
@thackerpd

I'm not sure how unhinged Liberals supporting DC crime can respond to this .... Let's see.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,321.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,321.35
-0.320 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,319.16
-2.510 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,288.52
-33.150 (-0.77%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223370
+0.0₃12 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.223130
-0.0₃12 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.221580
-0.002 (-0.75%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009877
+0.0₃174 (+1.79%)
5 min
$0.009843
+0.0₃139 (+1.44%)
10 min
$0.009748
+0.0₄449 (+0.46%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "wow" post proves that even cryptic musings can move markets, though not always in the direction one might expect. ETH dipped 0.77% over 10 minutes, a sharper decline than its historical "wow" reactions, which typically oscillate between minor gains and losses. DOGE's 0.75% drop over the same period is notably worse than its usual "wow" performance, where it often treads water. GORK, the perpetual outlier, managed a fleeting 1.79% spike before settling into mediocrity, mirroring its usual role as the token that cries wolf. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk's past market-moving antics, suggesting even his devoted followers are growing numb to the shtick. The real mystery isn't the market reaction—it's why anyone still bets on GORK.

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