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Marcio Lima 利真 マルシオ
@Preda2005

The Kiss by Yves Pires Made by

@grok Imagine

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,416.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,416.46
+0.420 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,420.00
+3.96 (+0.09%)
10 min
$4,422.66
+6.62 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229630
+0.0₄4 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.229990
+0.0₃4 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.230130
+0.0₃54 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010438
+0.0₄109 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.010459
+0.0₄319 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.010415
-0.0₄119 (-0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "wow" post proves that even cryptic art references can move markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth on espresso. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, then gained 0.09% and 0.15% over 5 and 10 minutes: a yawn compared to its usual 1% daily swings. DOGE mirrored this with 0.02%, 0.17%, and 0.24% gains, while GORK briefly rallied before dipping 0.12%: volatility so mild it could pass for a Zen garden. Historically, identical "wow" posts triggered everything from ETH's 0.28% surge to DOGE's 0.96% plunge, making this reaction the financial equivalent of a shrug. The only consistency is GORK's identity crisis—flipping between gains and losses like a coin in a washing machine. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets twitching over a post that reads like a lost Daft Punk lyric.

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