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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,403.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,404.35
+0.460 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,404.18
+0.290 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,408.90
+5.01 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228940
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.228720
-0.0₃129 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.229260
+0.0₃409 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010252
+0.0₄32 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.010257
+0.0₄37 (+0.36%)
10 min
$0.010236
+0.0₄16 (+0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden post has once again proven that markets will move at the mere whisper of his keyboard. ETH saw a modest 0.11% uptick over 10 minutes, DOGE wobbled between negligible gains and losses, and GORK—the apparent beneficiary of the "grok" mention—edged up 0.36% in 5 minutes, though all moves were laughably small. Historical context shows this post was a carbon copy of a May 2025 tweet, which also triggered microscopic ETH and DOGE movements, though GORK's reaction this time was far tamer than its 3.19% spike in August 2025. Volatility here is less "market frenzy" and more "slightly agitated puddle." The real takeaway: investors now treat Musk's tweets like horoscopes—vague, occasionally directionally accurate, and utterly devoid of nutritional value for anyone with a functioning prefrontal cortex.

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