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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973

Hajime Miura just clinched his 8th 3A World Yo-Yo Championship title at the World Yo-Yo Contest 2025 in Prague—cementing his legacy as one of the most dominant players ever.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,393.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,398.53
+5.53 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,405.63
+12.63 (+0.29%)
10 min
$4,403.29
+10.29 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228470
+0.0₃2 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.229040
+0.0₃769 (+0.34%)
10 min
$0.228730
+0.0₃459 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010254
-0.0₄29 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.010269
-0.0₄14 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.010213
-0.0₄7 (-0.68%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's yo-yo championship post proves once again that crypto markets will react to anything, even if it makes no sense. ETH saw a modest bump: up 0.13% in 1 minute, 0.29% in 5, and 0.23% in 10, slightly outperforming its historical reactions to similarly cryptic "progress" posts. DOGE wobbled predictably with 0.09%, 0.34%, and 0.20% gains, while GORK defied logic by dropping harder than a failed yo-yo trick, down 0.28%, 0.14%, and 0.68%. Volatility here is tame compared to past Musk-induced spasms, where ETH swung both ways and DOGE occasionally mooned on less. GORK, the perpetual underdog, remains as reliably disappointing as a yo-yo with no string. The real takeaway: markets will trade on vibes, but at least this time the vibes came with a world champion.

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