Grok will be able to say words soon

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,637.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,638.30
+0.740 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,636.21
-1.350 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,647.62
+10.06 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230840
+0.0₄699 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.230590
-0.0₃18 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.231530
+0.0₃76 (+0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011718
-0.0₄48 (-0.41%)
5 min
$0.011802
+0.0₄359 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.011839
+0.0₄73 (+0.62%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok-related post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH wobbled between +0.22% and -0.03% over 10 minutes, a far cry from the ±0.36% swings seen after August's "real voices" post. DOGE's +0.33% peak was its most enthusiastic response since July, though "enthusiastic" here means moving less than a stale bagel costs. GORK's +0.62% rally suggests someone, somewhere, still believes in the bit. Historical context reveals these moves are barely noise: August's similar posts drove ETH up 0.24% or down 0.36%, while DOGE once plunged 0.93% on equally vague Grok hype. Today's reaction is so muted it almost counts as market maturity—until you remember we're analyzing tweets about an AI learning to talk. The only volatility here is in deciding whether Musk's posts are performance art or performance marketing. Either way, the market's shrug speaks volumes.

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