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Mary Tiles Texas
@MaryTilesTexas

grok imagine can help you design construction remodels.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,623.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,630.97
+7.85 (+0.17%)
5 min
$4,622.66
-0.460 (-0.01%)
10 min
$4,630.66
+7.54 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226780
+0.0₃82 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.226450
+0.0₃49 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.227040
+0.001 (+0.48%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011306
-0.0₄84 (-0.74%)
5 min
$0.011275
-0.0₃115 (-1.01%)
10 min
$0.011284
-0.0₃106 (-0.93%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "cool" post proves once again that crypto markets thrive on vibes, not fundamentals. ETH saw a fleeting 0.17% spike in the first minute, then flatlined with a negligible dip and a 0.16% rebound by the 10-minute mark: textbook noise. DOGE wobbled between 0.22% and 0.48% gains, while GORK slid consistently, down nearly 1% over 10 minutes. Compared to historical "cool" posts, this ranks as middling volatility: ETH’s reaction was weaker than August 4th’s 0.32% surge but less chaotic than August 9th’s afternoon dip. DOGE’s response was eerily consistent with prior events, as if programmed by a bored algo. GORK, however, defied its usual erratic dance by simply… sinking. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK reacting to a quote about construction remodels.

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