For Android

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,531.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,540.65
+9.35 (+0.21%)
5 min
$4,535.13
+3.83 (+0.08%)
10 min
$4,521.50
-9.800 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222670
+0.0₃52 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.222060
-0.0₄899 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.221500
-0.0₃649 (-0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011558
+0.0₄11 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.011600
+0.0₄529 (+0.46%)
10 min
$0.011476
-0.0₄709 (-0.61%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "for android None" post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the message is essentially nothing. ETH saw a brief 0.21% spike in the first minute, then faded to a 0.22% drop by the 10-minute mark, mirroring the erratic but muted responses to past Android-related teases. DOGE and GORK followed their usual script: tiny initial bumps (0.23% and 0.10%, respectively) before sliding into negative territory, with GORK’s 0.61% drop at 10 minutes highlighting its penchant for overreacting to nothingburgers. Compared to historical posts, this event was mid-tier volatility: less dramatic than the "improved app" surge (ETH +1.53%), but more chaotic than the "android version coming soon" non-event. The similarity scores suggest traders are still trying to decode Musk’s Android obsession, despite consistently underwhelming outcomes. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing two-word tweets for hidden meaning—only to conclude there wasn’t any.

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