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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,527.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,527.89
+0.380 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,531.95
+4.44 (+0.10%)
10 min
$4,532.45
+4.94 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222620
-0.0₃229 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.222520
-0.0₃329 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.222860
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011858
+0.0₄14 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.011998
+0.0₃153 (+1.30%)
10 min
$0.011987
+0.0₃142 (+1.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that even the vaguest utterance can move markets, albeit barely. ETH saw a modest 0.11% rise over 10 minutes, while DOGE wobbled between minor losses and flatlining, and GORK—ever the wildcard—managed a 1.30% jump in 5 minutes. Compared to the historical post with a 59.51% similarity, this one was less impactful: ETH’s previous 0.07% spike in 1 minute dwarfed today’s 0.01%, and DOGE’s earlier 0.29% gain looks downright exuberant next to its current snooze. Volatility here is less "rollercoaster" and more "rocking chair." Nothing says efficient markets like a token named GORK outperforming on the back of a typo.

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