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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,753.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,749.82
-4.170 (-0.11%)
5 min
$3,749.93
-4.060 (-0.11%)
10 min
$3,758.18
+4.19 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.270060
-0.0₃809 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.269770
-0.001 (-0.41%)
10 min
$0.270500
-0.0₃369 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007698
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.007620
-0.0₄79 (-1.03%)
10 min
$0.007616
-0.0₄829 (-1.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest rocket-themed musings sent crypto markets on a joyride so mild it could pass for a Sunday drive. ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals: down 0.11% at 1 and 5 minutes, then a heroic 0.11% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE slid gently downhill with losses of 0.30%, 0.41%, and 0.14% across the same periods, while GORK’s 1% drop at 5 and 10 minutes suggested it might need a booster. Compared to historical rocket chatter, this was less "liftoff" and more "check engine light." Past posts with 65% similarity triggered ETH swings up to 0.31% and DOGE dips nearing 0.64%, making today’s action look like market yoga. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto prices moonwalking to a tweet about actual moonshots.

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