Grok wins hands-down at coding. It wasn’t close.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,234.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,224.91
-9.630 (-0.23%)
5 min
$4,222.56
-11.980 (-0.28%)
10 min
$4,227.11
-7.430 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223090
-0.0₃479 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.222780
-0.0₃789 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.222910
-0.0₃659 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007527
-0.0₅7 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.007525
-0.0₅9 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.007508
-0.0₄259 (-0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok endorsement triggered a collective shrug from crypto markets, proving even AI hype has diminishing returns. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.23% in 1 minute, 0.28% in 5 minutes, and 0.18% in 10 minutes, mirroring the enthusiasm of a Monday morning spreadsheet review. DOGE and GORK followed suit with similarly underwhelming drops, averaging 0.25% declines—volatility so tame it could star in a meditation app. Historically, Grok-related posts have been a coin toss: August’s coding brag lifted ETH 0.21%, while a July "grōk" post sent GORK soaring 1.48%. This time, the reaction was as muted as a developer’s reaction to yet another "disruptive" blockchain pitch. The market’s verdict? Even Musk’s hype machine can’t make traders care about AI coding benchmarks when the real puzzle is why they’re still tracking DOGE price movements to the fifth decimal.

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