Apple behaves like it’s owned by OpenAI – why?

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>opens Apple App Store >ChatGPT here >ChatGPT there >ChatGPT over here >half the page is ChatGPT promos >why is apple making it look like there’s no other AI in existence Are we being oneshotted?

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Elon Musk's latest Apple critique sparked more confusion than conviction in crypto markets. ETH saw a fleeting 0.05% bump in the first minute before sliding 0.17% over ten minutes, a far cry from the 0.51% surge triggered by his similar August 12th post. DOGE wobbled within a tight 0.17% band, while GORK eked out a 0.54% gain—proof that even Musk’s musings can’t derail its inexplicable resilience. Volatility was notably muted compared to historical reactions: past Apple-related posts drove ETH up to 0.95%, suggesting traders now treat Musk’s Apple grievances as background noise. The real outlier? GORK’s stubborn positivity, which apparently thrives on irrelevance. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a token named GORK shrugging off Elon’s existential AI rants.

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