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📈 Market Reaction:

Apple 🇺🇸

Before post: $201.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$201.70
-0.175 (-0.09%)
5 min
$201.87
-0.010 (0.00%)
10 min
$202.04
+0.165 (+0.08%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tim Cook's healthcare flex was met with the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. Apple dipped 0.09% in the first minute, flatlined by minute five, then eked out a 0.08% gain by minute ten: a rollercoaster for those who consider watching paint dry extreme sports. Volatility was notably absent, as if traders collectively shrugged and went back to debating whether the Vision Pro counts as a medical device. Nothing says "transformative tech" like a stock reaction that could put caffeine addicts to sleep.