Apple is behaving in a manner that makes it impossible for any AI company besides OpenAI to reach #1 in the App Store, which is an unequivocal antitrust violation. xAI will take immediate legal action.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,260.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,282.07
+21.81 (+0.51%)
5 min
$4,278.71
+18.45 (+0.43%)
10 min
$4,274.83
+14.57 (+0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225000
+0.0₃939 (+0.42%)
5 min
$0.224840
+0.0₃78 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.224660
+0.0₃599 (+0.27%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007581
+0.0₄119 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.007585
+0.0₄159 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.007569
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's antitrust theatrics once again prove that his tweets move markets more than most SEC filings. ETH spiked 0.51% in the first minute, then cooled to 0.34% over ten minutes, a milder reaction than last year's 0.95% climb for similar Apple griping. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-0.5% moves, suggesting even meme coins are growing immune to Musk's legal saber-rattling. Volatility remains tame compared to historical tantrums: the 53.7% similarity post last August saw ETH gains double today's, while DOGE and GORK actually rallied harder back then. Either the market is learning, or it's just too tired to care. Nothing says "free market" like crypto prices swinging on a billionaire's feud with a fruit logo.

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