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Inevitable West
@Inevitablewest

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BREAKING: Le Pen's RN Party has smashed their all-time polling record this month, and is now leading Emmanual Macron's party by 18% The French want their country back! 🇫🇷

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,272.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,276.82
+3.93 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,284.95
+12.06 (+0.28%)
10 min
$4,279.41
+6.52 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225150
+0.0₃14 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.225360
+0.0₃35 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.225380
+0.0₃37 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007568
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.007568
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.007584
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "wow" post about French politics had all the market impact of a baguette dropped on a pillow. ETH saw minor gains: up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.28% in 5 minutes, and 0.15% in 10 minutes. DOGE barely twitched with 0.06% to 0.16% upticks, while GORK waffled between -0.08% and +0.13%. Compared to past "wow" events, this was less volatile than a French election debate—historical "wow" posts show ETH swinging between -0.18% and +0.67%, with DOGE and GORK equally erratic. Nothing says "market-moving commentary" like a crypto reaction so muted it could be mistaken for a technical glitch.

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