Grok #2 in Netherlands

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Grok is now the #2 app in Netherlands 🇳🇱

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,184.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,183.70
-1.250 (-0.03%)
5 min
$4,181.06
-3.890 (-0.09%)
10 min
$4,190.45
+5.50 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226520
-0.0₃42 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.226070
-0.0₃87 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.226170
-0.0₃769 (-0.34%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007525
+0.0₅899 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.007505
-0.0₄109 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.007541
+0.0₄249 (+0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto whisper about Grok in the Netherlands sent markets into their usual state of mild confusion. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tulip: down 0.03% in 1 minute, down 0.09% in 5, then up 0.13% in 10, proving once again that even a Dutch announcement can't make Ethereum pick a direction. DOGE, ever the drama queen, shed fractions of a percent consistently, as if offended by the lack of a doge-related punchline. GORK, the supposed star of the show, managed a meager 0.33% gain after 10 minutes, barely registering above noise level. Historical context shows these Grok posts are about as predictable as a Dutch weather forecast: sometimes ETH rallies, sometimes it tanks, and GORK occasionally remembers it exists. The 76% similarity to past posts suggests markets have learned to yawn at this script, though the 0.33% GORK "surge" is almost enough to buy a single stroopwafel. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a crypto token named after a joke making a joke of market movements.

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