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Dima Zeniuk
@DimaZeniuk

“Starlink‘s purpose is to provide Internet to the least served & to pay for Mars.” — Elon Musk

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,301.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,297.34
-4.570 (-0.11%)
5 min
$4,298.87
-3.040 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,303.26
+1.35 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237720
-0.0₃75 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.238010
-0.0₃459 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.238460
-0.0₅999 (0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007979
-0.0₄28 (-0.35%)
5 min
$0.007949
-0.0₄58 (-0.72%)
10 min
$0.007937
-0.0₄7 (-0.87%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "yes" post proves that even cryptic Martian ambitions can't escape the gravitational pull of market whims. ETH dipped 0.11% in the first minute, then recovered slightly to end up 0.03% after 10 minutes: a rollercoaster for those who blinked. DOGE and GORK showed more commitment to negativity, with GORK sliding 0.87% over 10 minutes, as if offended by the lack of originality. Historical data reveals these "yes" posts are reliably uneventful, with ETH typically wobbling between -0.15% and +0.07%. Today's reaction fits snugly within that range, like a SpaceX rocket landing precisely where expected—except nobody was watching. The real mystery is why anyone still tracks the market impact of a word that even Siri finds underwhelming.

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