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Jeffery Mead
@the_jefferymead

JB Pritzker talking about “democracy.”….. In Illinois, 43.5% voted for Trump and 54.4% for Harris. Democrats hold 82.4% of the U.S. House seats. Republicans have just 17% despite nearly 44% of the vote. Look at that little pinky looking district in this video. Created purely

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,257.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,265.52
+7.89 (+0.19%)
5 min
$4,275.88
+18.25 (+0.43%)
10 min
$4,274.47
+16.84 (+0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233840
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.234550
+0.0₃68 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.234140
+0.0₃269 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007690
-0.0₄28 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.007693
-0.0₄249 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.007696
-0.0₄22 (-0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "wow" post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with ETH and DOGE shrugging while GORK continued its existential crisis. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.19% in 1 minute, +0.43% in 5 minutes, then cooled to +0.40% at 10 minutes. DOGE barely moved: -0.01% at 1 minute, +0.29% at 5 minutes, then +0.12% at 10 minutes. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped: -0.36%, -0.32%, -0.29% across the same intervals. Historical context shows these "wow" posts are about as predictable as a cat on a Roomba: ETH reactions range from -0.18% to +0.67%, DOGE flip-flops between -0.32% and +0.93%, and GORK oscillates between existential dread (-1.56%) and manic optimism (+1.65%). The market's response to Musk's political musings? A masterclass in how to say nothing with maximum volatility.

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