That’s what Grok said

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x.com/i/grok/share/Z UKoKglx7leCN6OrDWUGBNk1e …

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,214.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,220.88
+6.51 (+0.15%)
5 min
$4,216.21
+1.84 (+0.04%)
10 min
$4,221.23
+6.86 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232920
+0.0₄299 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.232650
-0.0₃24 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.232620
-0.0₃27 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007706
+0.0₄22 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.007680
-0.0₅399 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.007621
-0.0₄629 (-0.82%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic poetry session sent markets into their usual state of mild bewilderment. ETH saw a modest 0.15% bump in the first minute, then meandered to a 0.16% gain by minute 10, proving once again that even AI-themed gibberish can't derail its steady march. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.01% uptick followed by microscopic losses, as if the meme coin collectively shrugged. GORK, the apparent star of the show, managed a fleeting 0.29% rise before crashing 0.82%—because nothing says "market mover" like a token named after a verb no one uses. Historical context reveals this is par for the course: past "grok" episodes triggered ETH swings between -0.09% and +0.24%, DOGE's trademark volatility (if you can call 0.38% volatile), and GORK's habit of peaking early then faceplanting. The 77.79% similarity to August's "grok ftw" post suggests Musk's bots might be running low on fresh material. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing nonsense for hidden alpha, only to conclude that the hidden alpha was nonsense all along.

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