“Make another video of a cat on a bicycle drinking beer”

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Grok Imagine after having to deal with humans every day:

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,886.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,899.50
+13.25 (+0.34%)
5 min
$3,920.35
+34.10 (+0.88%)
10 min
$3,917.98
+31.73 (+0.82%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221550
-0.0₄7 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.222300
+0.0₃679 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.222780
+0.001 (+0.52%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007908
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.007906
-0.0₅299 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.008004
+0.0₄95 (+1.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest feline-themed absurdity proves crypto markets still take their cues from the internet's id. ETH rallied steadily: up 0.34% in 1 minute, 0.88% in 5, then settled at 0.82% after 10 minutes. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.52% gain after 10 minutes, while GORK staged a late 1.20% surge. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions: past posts with similar emoji-laden nonsense triggered ETH swings between -0.31% and +0.32%, while GORK once spiked 1.12% in 5 minutes. This time, the market treated Musk’s beer-drinking cat as merely mildly amusing rather than a call to arms. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing tears-of-joy emojis to price digital assets.

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