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The Rabbit Hole
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,420.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,413.54
-6.880 (-0.20%)
5 min
$3,412.91
-7.510 (-0.22%)
10 min
$3,417.92
-2.500 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194320
-0.0₃859 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.194230
-0.0₃949 (-0.49%)
10 min
$0.194910
-0.0₃269 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006547
-0.0₄259 (-0.40%)
5 min
$0.006527
-0.0₄46 (-0.70%)
10 min
$0.006553
-0.0₄2 (-0.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji post sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild panic followed by confusion. ETH dipped 0.20% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.22% after five minutes, before partially recovering to just 0.07% down at the ten-minute mark. DOGE and GORK followed suit with initial drops of 0.44% and 0.40%, respectively, though GORK’s five-minute slump of 0.70% took the crown for most dramatic overreaction. Historical context shows this is par for the course: past posts with nearly identical emojis triggered swings ranging from ETH’s 0.49% plunge to GORK’s 1.12% rally, proving the market’s ability to find meaning in even the vaguest of Musk’s musings. Nothing says efficient markets like traders frantically parsing a thinking face and tears of joy emoji combo.

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