
Elon Musk
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Cool
@Starlink
NEWS: World broadcasters in St Peter's for the papal conclave are using SpaceX's
@Starlink internet service to get around the comms blackout around the Sistine Chapel. With a camera, microphone and Starlink kit, several TV crews are relying on Musk's company's internet📈 Market Reaction:
PayPal 🇺🇸
Before post: $70.55
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $287.36
ETH
Before post: $2,044.85
DOGE
Before post: $0.19
GORK
Before post: $0.03
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest "cool" post about Starlink's papal conclave coverage had the market reacting like a confused pigeon at a breadcrumb convention. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.13% in 5, and 0.24% in 10, as if investors briefly forgot Musk left in 2002. Tesla wobbled: down 0.02% initially, then up 0.31% at 5 minutes, settling at 0.12% higher—classic "Musk giveth, Musk taketh away" volatility. ETH mirrored past "cool" posts: down 0.08% at 1 minute, then minor gains (0.04% at 5, 0.03% at 10), proving crypto traders have the attention span of a goldfish with a VPN. DOGE and GORK fared worse: DOGE slid 0.25% early, then bled slower, while GORK cratered 1.85% in 10 minutes—apparently "cool" isn’t cool enough for meme coins craving rocket emojis. Historical context shows ETH usually shrugs off Musk's monosyllables, but DOGE’s mixed reactions suggest even bots can’t agree on whether he’s joking. The real takeaway: markets now parse Musk’s tweets like medieval scholars decoding omens in chicken entrails.