For ultra-hardcore engineers,

@xai is the place to be
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Haider.
@slow_developer

no AI lab matches xAI speed with a small team in just two years in under a year, they launched: > Grok 2/mini > Aurora - text-to-image > Grok button - post analysis > mobile app > Grok 3 + DeepSearch > voice mode uncensored > Grok 4 > companions mode > imagine unmatched pace.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,479.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,488.10
+8.60 (+0.25%)
5 min
$3,487.59
+8.09 (+0.23%)
10 min
$3,483.84
+4.34 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199200
+0.0₃299 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.199160
+0.0₃26 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.198990
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006706
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.006697
-0.0₄1 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.006707
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "hardcore" flex triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH inched up 0.25% in the first minute, then tapered to 0.12% after 10 minutes: textbook "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE barely twitched with a peak of 0.15%, while GORK flatlined like a bored intern at a blockchain conference. Compared to past "hardcore" posts, this was tamer than a decaf espresso. The May 11 post drove ETH up 0.7% over 10 minutes, and even DOGE rallied 0.99%—proof that the market occasionally mistakes Musk’s musings for substance. Nothing says "ultra-hardcore" like GORK’s performance: a thrilling 0.00% change after 10 minutes. The engineers might be hardcore, but the market is decidedly not.

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